A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead
>sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down,
>but lacks the nerve to talk with her.
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>Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket
>toward the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and
>hands it back.
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>"Oh my, I am so sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye back in place.
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>"Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you," she says.
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>They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the
>theatre followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest
>dreams and he shares his. She listens.
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>After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her
>place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast. They had a wonderful,
>wonderful
>time.
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>The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy
>is amazed. Everything had been SO incredible!
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>"You know," he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every
>guy you meet?"
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>"No," she replies.
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>Wait for it.
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>It's coming.
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>>>The suspense is killing you, isn't it?
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>She says :
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>"You just happened to catch my eye."
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>(Oh be quiet, I just forward them!!)
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