A pundit's take on condom advertising

The Sun's editors pondered just how condom advertising would read, if major British brands kept their slogans - except for the rubber bit!!

IMAGINE if major retailers started making condoms and kept the same slogans...
Sainsbury's condoms -Making life taste better.
Tesco condoms -Every little helps.
Nike condoms -Just do it.
Coca-Cola condoms -The real thing.
Renault condoms -Size really does matter.
Peugeot condoms -The ride of your life.
Energizer condoms -Keep going and going.
Heineken condoms -Reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach.
Carlsberg condoms -Probably the best condom in the world.
Burger King condoms -Home of the whopper.
Galaxy condoms -Why have rubber when you can have silk.
Goodyear condoms -For a longer ride, go wide.
Andrex condoms -Soft, strong and very long.
Polo condoms -The condom with the hole.